My 2 year old son is hung like a horse - where should I move?

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I mean he has a solid 5 inches limp - and he's not even three yet - additionally, he has excellent thickness - and when he wakes up he's hard for like 45 minutes - my wife and I know he has tremendous potential to make it in the porn business - so my question is - where should we move to maximize his chances for success? We just know he's a star - thanks in advance for any help guys
 

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Of course I'm serious - I only want what's best for him and to see him make it - jeez, if you don't have somthing positive to contribute stay out of my thread.
 

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Of course I'm serious - I only want what's best for him and to see him make it - jeez, if you don't have somthing positive to contribute stay out of my thread.

Not trying to be negative. Just didn't think pimping your kid that is two years old for the porn business is good parenting. But what do I know since I don't have any kids.

So let's say you move and when he is eight and playing baseball in little league or whatever. Some random game he gets his pecker smashed? Or maybe bit off by an animal or dog? Now you took all this time to move some place to hopefully benefit you and your family off his 5 inch pecker you say he has now. What if it doesn't get any bigger? Then what will you do? Or better yet what if he turns out to be gay? Uh oh.....
 

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But what do I know since I don't have any kids.

This is the key statement here, you don't know anything.

Stop trying to make light of the matter too, he just wants the best for his kid. This isn't something to laugh at, new guy.
 

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Not trying to be negative. Just didn't think pimping your kid that is two years old for the porn business is good parenting. But what do I know since I don't have any kids.

So let's say you move and when he is eight and playing baseball in little league or whatever. Some random game he gets his pecker smashed? Or maybe bit off by an animal or dog? Now you took all this time to move some place to hopefully benefit you and your family off his 5 inch pecker you say he has now. What if it doesn't get any bigger? Then what will you do? Or better yet what if he turns out to be gay? Uh oh.....

Do you think I am some kind of idiot? - my boy wheres a jackstrap and protective cup when he goes to the playground - let alone participates in athletics.
 

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This is the key statement here, you don't know anything.

Stop trying to make light of the matter too, he just wants the best for his kid. This isn't something to laugh at, new guy.

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Ok I am totally stupid when it comes to kids...sorry I don't know anything. But I am pretty sure I have a little more common sense then you two. Also I am not new here to the forum. Been a long time lurker and took the time to join one day. Just because I don't have a million posts like you do doesn't make me cool...Sorry I am not part of your 2k mile high post club.

Also no reason not to want what's best for your kid. I totally agree. But pimping your kid to be in the porn business when he is two years old is the dumbest idea I've ever seen or heard.

Best of luck with your kid and his porn career.....
 

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I mean he has a solid 5 inches limp - and he's not even three yet - additionally, he has excellent thickness - and when he wakes up he's hard for like 45 minutes - my wife and I know he has tremendous potential to make it in the porn business - so my question is - where should we move to maximize his chances for success? We just know he's a star - thanks in advance for any help guys
:monsters- wow!!! i mean WOW!!! i truly dont know what to say.
 

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Ok I am totally stupid when it comes to kids...sorry I don't know anything. But I am pretty sure I have a little more common sense then you two. Also I am not new here to the forum. Been a long time lurker and took the time to join one day. Just because I don't have a million posts like you do doesn't make me cool...Sorry I am not part of your 2k mile high post club.

Also no reason not to want what's best for your kid. I totally agree. But pimping your kid to be in the porn business when he is two years old is the dumbest idea I've ever seen or heard.

Best of luck with your kid and his porn career.....

Man, I wish you had a daughter - I caught little Bam Bam trying to anal rape my neighbor's three year old the other day (she was some fox too - well, for her age) - what he would do to your daughter
 

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:missingte

Ok I am totally stupid when it comes to kids...sorry I don't know anything. But I am pretty sure I have a little more common sense then you two. Also I am not new here to the forum. Been a long time lurker and took the time to join one day. Just because I don't have a million posts like you do doesn't make me cool...Sorry I am not part of your 2k mile high post club.

Also no reason not to want what's best for your kid. I totally agree. But pimping your kid to be in the porn business when he is two years old is the dumbest idea I've ever seen or heard.

Best of luck with your kid and his porn career.....

If you only knew who was really laughing.

Anyways, back to the subject. Seymour, have you though of a porn star name yet? I was actually thinking, "MistaFlava" is a good one if I have a kid, but the Mister before the Flavor might imply some homosexual work. I hear they make good money though, even if they're actually straight, just to close their eyes and perform the acts.

That might cross your moral boundries though.
 

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For his name - I'm thinking Flavor something - but I don't want to thrust a name down his neck - it's his own life and his own decision - he's only two - we can get to that in the upcoming years - in the end whatever name he chooses my wife and I will have to accept - at this point - I just want him in porn - I don't even care if it's gay porn as long as he's sticking something (and not being stuck) - man, that would suck if early in his career he had to pay his dues with like a series of 10 or so anal films where he's the bottom - I sure hope not - but again - we'll deal with it.
 

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:aktion033 for real? what a stud! you really had mre going for a minute.
 

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No, I am dead serious - sometimes I even peek in the little guys room and catch him staring at himself buck naked in front of his mirror doing karate moves - he loves Boogie Nights.
 

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Earl, this is his favorite toy!

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